A MESSAGE FROM BEERNADA

As you may know already, our regular beer columnist is currently in the jungles of South America. Today, while working at home I received a singing telegram from Zach Aromyces. It was sung to the theme from Mr. Belvedere. Maybe you folks can make sense of it:

It is raining a lot here . . .we have done a few experiments but still no silver bullet . . we live in rubber boots except and there is a strong odor of urine from the walls (bats or other rodents I think). . .there are many monkeys around, agoutis and armadillos . . . we ride mules for 5 hours . . . tried 3 of the local beers . . .I have fever dreams of Molson.