DELAY = 80s Video Game
We were going to put a new post up this morning, but things have been a little on the busy side. In the meantime, we've added Frogger to the right panel for your enjoyment. That's right, Frogger!
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Minister of Booze - Dr. Zak Aromyces
Minister of Defence - Balki
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The Horton Currency System
Tim Hortons Donuts are the official currency of Johnada. They are used to measure value in all official reports to consumers. Currently One Horton is equal to .64 N3 Pepper burgers from Quick.
The Molson Rating System
In Johnada, all nonalcoholic beverages are heavily taxed. Income from these taxes goes directly to the Ministry of Booze, where the funds are used to pay for our Moslon Rating System. The rating system is based on Molsons, with 5 Molsons being the highest honour we can bestow on a beverage.
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Minister of Booze - Dr. Zak Aromyces
Minister of Defence - Balki
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1 comments:
Dude, that's FANTASTIC!
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