HAPPY (american) THANKSGIVING

Here at Johnada, we celebrate all Thanksgivings. We are always excited about bountiful harvests, whether they happen in early October or late November. We think we'd prefer getting two days off at the end of the week rather than one day off on Monday, but days off imply days on. They're all days off until Canada warms up to our professional charms.

So to my family, wherever you be, know that I would totally be trouncing you at touch football.