RECOVERY
This is what Johnada looks like after five days of "diplomacy" in the States:
So stay tuned tomorrow for updates - I need a little more R & R.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Minister of Booze - Dr. Zak Aromyces
Minister of Defence - Balki
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6 comments:
Did they harass you at the border again? Did you try to argue with Bush? To watch Judge Judy?
Tell us!!
It's tough on the other side of the border, eh? :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice.
Zhu - I actually got harassed by the border on the way back to Canada because I forgot my Work Permit. I probably won't write about it because it was my fault.
Theresa - Very tough!
Upstanding diplomacy, though clearly with horizontal repercussions. You may wish to appoint a minister for karaoke, a sort of 'handler' for future visits!
BB - I need a Minister for a lot of things. We may have to increase the tax rate.
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